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Welcome to billscheft.com, the official online headquarters for all shameless selfpromotion of urban wit Bill Scheft, longtime writer for David Letterman and author of five books, including the screamingly funny upcoming novel, SHRINK THYSELF (Pub date, June, 2014, Rare Bird Books).
In SHRINK THYSELF (tentative cover reprinted without permission at left), a man decides to leave therapy and live the unexamined life. A noble goal, which would be even more noble if his former therapist (now his friend) didn’t turn out to be beyond inappropriate and his mother didn’t die in a way that would make Freud transfer to dental school.
We’re still early in the publishing process, so here’s the only blurb I have right now:
“Without question, SHRINK THYSELF is Bill Scheft’s most ambitious and, if that’s even
possible or fair, funniest novel ever. How
does he do it? Seriously, HOW does he do it?” -Famous person TK